Status Back Baby

I'm losing status at the high school I used to think that it was my school Wah wah wah wah I was the king of every school activity But that's no more Oh mama, what will come of me? The other night we painted posters We played some records by the coasters Wah wah wah wah A bunch of pom-pom girls Looked down their nose at me They had painted tons of posters, I had painted three I hear the secret whispers everywhere I go My school spirit is at an all time low I'm losing status at the high school I used to think that it was my school Wah wah wah wah Everyone in town knows I'm a handsome football star I sing and dance and spray my hair and drive a shiny car I'm friendly and I'm charming I belong to de molay I'm gonna try like mad to get my status back today Status back, baby, status back, baby Status back, baby, status back, baby --- Status Back Baby - Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention