Valley Girl

Valley Girl She's a Valley Girl Valley Girl She's a Valley Girl Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She's a Valley Girl In a clothing store Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She's a Valley Girl In a clothing store Like, oh my God! (Valley Girl) Like, totally (Valley Girl) Enchino is like so bitchin' (Valley Girl) There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl) And like all these like really great shoe stores I love going into like clothing stores and stuff I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff It's like so bitchin' 'cause like everybody's like Super-super nice It's like so bitchin' On Ventura, there she goes She just bought some bitchin' clothes Tosses her head 'n flips her hair She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there Anyway, he goes are you into S and M? I go, oh right Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me I'm sure, no way He was like freaking me out He called me a beastie That's 'cause like he was totally blitzed He goes like bag your face I'm sure! Valley Girl She's a Valley Girl Valley Girl She's a Valley Girl Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She's a Valley Girl So sweet 'n pure Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She's a Valley Girl So sweet 'n pure It's really sad (Valley Girl) Like my English teacher He's like (Valley Girl) He's like Mr. Bu-Fu (Valley Girl) We're talking Lord God King Bu-Fu(Valley Girl) I am so sure He's like so gross He like sits there and like plays with all his rings And he like flirts with all the guys in the class It's like totally disgusting I'm like so sure It's like barf me out Gag me with a spoon! Last idea to cross her mind Had something to do with where to find A pair of jeans to fit her butt And where to get her toenails cut So like I go into this like salon place, you know And I wanted like to get my toenails done And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails Are like so grody It was like really embarrassing She's like oh my God, like bag those toenails I'm like sure She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, you know. I was like really embarrassed Valley Girl She's a Valley Girl Valley Girl She's a Valley Girl Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She's a Valley Girl And there is no cure Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She's a Valley Girl And there is no cure Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl) She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl) Clean the cat box (Valley Girl) I am sure That's like GROSS (Valley Girl) Barf out (Valley Girl) Oh my God (Valley Girl Hi! Uh-huh (Valley Girl) My name? My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl) Uh-huh That's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl) Uh-huh I know (Valley Girl) It's like I do not talk funny I'm sure (Valley Girl) What's the matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl) I am a Val, I know But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay (Valley Girl) So like, I don't know I'm like freaking out totally Oh my God! Hi, I have to go to the orthodontist I'm getting my braces off, you know But I have to wear a retainer That's going to be really like a total bummer I'm freaking out I'm sure Like those things that like stick in your mouth They're so gross You like get saliva all over them But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, youknow So you can see my smile It'll be like really cool Except my like my teeth are like too small But no biggie It's so awesome It's like tubular, you know Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything It's just like I don't know You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff Like a man and like, I don't know Like my mother like makes me do the dishes It's like so gross Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates And it's like, it's like somebody sees food, you know It's like grody Grody to the max I'm sure It's like really nauseating Like barf out Gag me with a spoon Gross I am sure Totally --- Valley Girl - Frank Zappa