Sandwiches

Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch If I had a hundred sandwiches, I’d eat them all at once I'm roaming and a travelling and a wandering along And if you care to listen, I will sing a happy song I will not ask a favour and I will not ask a fee But if you have yourself a sandwich, won't you give a bite to me (Chorus) Once I went to England, I visited the Queen I swear she was the grandest lady that I've ever seen I told her she was beautiful and could not ask for more She handed me a sandwich and threw me out the door (Chorus) Once I met a pretty girl, the fairest in the land Young men in the county, there were asking for her hand They'd offer her the moon and they'd offer her the sea I offered her a sandwich and she said she'd marry me (Chorus) A sandwich may be egg or cheese or even peanut butter But they all taste so good to me, it really doesn't matter Jam or ham or cucumber, and kind will do I like sandwiches, how about you? Chorus – twice --- Sandwiches - Fred Penner