Mantrap

They're always stealing off the land The Earl has to make his final stand Build a device to catch them all I don't give a damn if they say they're poop Chorus If you get caught there's no going back It's a man trap The jaws of his baby tightly snap It's a man trap He's old and mean and he hates the world He's wicked as sin, his mind is narled He's got plenty but he doesn't share And to ask for help they wouldn't dare A wall heath man with wife to keep Did his duty and stole a sheep Refused to grovel he refused to beg Stepped on the trigger and lost his leg Deported abroad and is long since dead The gamekeeper's found without his head His body was torn like tissue paper a hidden peg-leg found years later --- Mantrap - G.B.H.