High-Tech Redneck

He's got thirteen channels of wrestling comin' in strong from a satellite send A two hundred function remote control big screen TV with stereo Football baseball nascar too with picture in a picture it's all in view And if it comes on just a little too late with his VCR's he'll get it on tape He's a high-tech redneck Mayberry meets Startrek He's a bumpkin' but he's plugged in he's a high-tech redneck He's got twenty sub-woofers in the back of his truck A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cranked up He ain't into hip hop he ain't into rap He likes to rattle them speakers with Ronnie Milsap CD cassette digital tape CB radar and scannin' short wave And if he needs to talk to his honey at home He just dials up her number on his cellular phone He's a high-tech redneck... He's a high-tech redneck... --- High-Tech Redneck - George Jones