Jed The Humanoid

Last night something pretty bad happened We lost a friend (we lost a friend) All shocked and broken (all shocked and broken) Shutdown, exploded (shutdown, exploded) Jeddy 3 is what we first called him Then it was Jed (then it was Jed) Now Jeds systems dead (Jeds systems dead) Therefore so's Jed (therefore so's Jed) We assembled him in the kitchen Made out of this end (made out of this and) Made out of that end (made out of that and) Whatever was at hand (whatever was at hand) When we finished Jed we were so proud We celebrated (we celebrated) We congratulated (we congratulated) At what we'd created (what we'd created) Jed could run or walk, sing or talk and, Complile thoughts and (complile thoughts and) Solve lots of problems (solve lots of problems) We learned so much from him (learned so much from him) A couple years went by something happened We gave Jed less attention (gave less attention) We had new inventions (had new inventions) Left for conventions (left for conventions) Jed had found booze and drank every drop He fizzled and popped (He fizzled and popped) He rattled and knocked (He rattled and knocked) And finally he just stopped (And finally he just stopped) --- Jed the Humanoid - Grandaddy