Gym Song

You only care about your body More into your physique than you are even into me You say it started as a hobby But now you protein shake and always count your calories It'll just seems a bit unhealthy Don’t get me wrong I’m into body positivity But now you’re missing every party Because you’re worried about cheating with the catering You break your diet and in a state of contrition The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh When I reach for the snacks on the counter And only allow uh uh uh uh uh Low fat sugar free peanut butter Variety in conversation I’ve noticed has begun decreasing pretty drastically My slowly growing trepidation ‘Cause now you talk about your fitness plan exclusively I know it’s a point of contention And we are not the best at always talking openly But this is now an intervention Sick of pretending words like ‘pizza’ are profanities You break your diet and in a state of contrition The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh When I reach for the snacks on the counter And only allow uh uh uh uh uh Low fat sugar free peanut butter Push ups Pull ups Bench press more pull ups Protein broccoli Cheat day is next week Push ups Pull ups Bench press more pull ups Protein broccoli Cheat day is next week You break your diet and in a state of contrition The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh When I reach for the snacks on the counter And only allow uh uh uh uh uh Low fat sugar free peanut butter