Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you. No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not!. Yes, I am, Yes, I am! I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yes. So can a rat! Any note you can reach, I can go higher. I can sing anything higher than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I CAN! Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything cheaper than you. Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! No, you can't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can say, I can say softer. I can say anything softer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. YES, I CAN! I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. I can drink it quicker and get even sicker! I can open any safe. Without bein' caught? Yes. That's what I thought you crook! Any note you can hold, I can hold longer. I can hold any note longer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can. Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N! Yes, you ca-a-a-an! Anything you can wear, I can wear better. In what you wear I'd look better than you. In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat! No, you can't! Yes, I can. Yes, I can! Anything you can say, I can say faster. I can say anything faster than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No,you can't. Yes I can! I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I. Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything sweeter than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't, can't, can't. Yes, I can, can, can. Yes, I can! No, you can't! --- Anything You Can Do - Howard Keel and Betty Hutton