Beer For Breakfast

Perhaps you went out drinkin' And you're hurtin' pretty good This mornin's got you feeling Like you never thought you would You've tried it all from Tylenol To vitamins and more But I'll let you in on somethin' That'll cure it all for sure I said, it's beer for breakfast The hangover remedy The only one that's guaranteed To end your misery You know, I've heard a lot of different sorts of wives' tales recipes Down here in Texas It's beer for breakfast I've seen 'em all hunched over Praying to that toilet seat Not knowing all they had to do was pop the top and drink Make sure it's cold cause warm beer only magnifies the hurt Yeah, one sure helps But two cold beers Is guaranteed to work I said, it's beer for breakfast The hangover fix The only remedy that's guaranteed to do the trick You know that whiskey's way too risky And you'd probably just get sick So, down here in Texas It's beer for breakfast Come on! Well, it's beer for breakfast The hangover cure The only thing I know that's guaranteed to work for sure So y'all can keep all y'all's mimosas Or your coffee and liquor 'Cause down here in Texas It's beer for breakfast Down here in Texas It's been for breakfast