You'll Never Work In Dis Bidness Again

(For all of those who have dared to try, made it and lived to tell about it.) He told it to the monkeys and they didn't talk back Then he told the old iguana and he didn't attack They told me before I started That it never ever would work out Stay in school, don't be afool But I had to see what life is about So I went to Biloxi seeking fortune and fame I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names You'll never never work in dis bidness again No you'll never, no never Never work in dis bidness again I knew I needed representation And I found it one night in a bar He was a bondsman and a part time agent And he said that he would make me a star He said, "You don't have to be that good To make it out in Hollywood You just have to change and complain." Or you'll never, never work in dis bidness again You'll never, no, never, never work in dis bidness again. I parked cars at the Rainbow I sold maps of the stars I got my nose broken in Spago's When I puked on the bar All I played's a double barmitzvah Bubba played a double bar mitzvah It's a jungle out there We love it Hell, I don't care I'm going back to my predator friends I will never, never work in dis bidness again No, I'll never, no never, never work in this bidness again You'll never, never work in this bidness again. --- You'll Never Work in Dis Bidness Again - Jimmy Buffett