My Dad Snores

My Dad snores, does yours? My Grandpa snores too Through walls and doors It rumbles right through M'Mum's nearly goin' insane Though she kicks him again and again What are we going to do Your Dad, does he snore too? My Dad snores, does yours? Like an old steam train There he goes again Like thunder and rain We tried a peg on his nose When he snores through the TV shows What are we going to do Your Dad, does he snore too? My Dad snores, he roars Like our old school bus What's the fuss, he says What's the matter with us So we taped him on a blank cassette But he still doesn't believe us yet What are we going to do Your Dad, does he snore too? --- My Dad Snores - John Williamson