Tied One On

She said, "I'm tired of those boots being dirty all the time All your huntin' stuff and your three-day scruff you know I don't like" And then she started on all my friends and all my drinkin' Well, speakin' of my friends and speakin' of my drinkin' (One, two, three, four!) I cut her loose and tied one on Closed down my favorite honky tonk Don't know why I waited so damn long I cut her loose and tied one on Yeah, I was drinking like George Jones, dancin' like Elvis Told my friends what happened and they all said, "Hell yeah!" A lot of high-fives and a lot of beer went down Ask me where she is now, I don't give a damn now (One, two, woo!) I cut her loose and tied one on Closed down my favorite honky tonk Don't know why I waited so damn long I cut her loose and tied one on Saw a blonde at the jukebox punchin' up some Haggard Used to be tied down, now it doesn't matter We were spinnin' and a-twirlin', all up in them curves when She said, "Wait, do you have a girlfriend?" Nope! I cut her loose and tied one on Closed down my favorite honky tonk Don't know why I waited so damn long I cut her loose and tied one on I cut her loose and tied one on Closed down my favorite honky tonk Don't know why I waited so damn long I cut her loose and tied one on, yeah --- Tied One On - Jon Pardi