Could You Use Me?

Have some pittie on an easterner, Show a little sympathy No one could possible could be steerner Than you have been with me, A.. there's a job that I'm applying for Let me put it to ya thus There's a partner ship I'm dien' for Mr. and Mrs. us So before you file it on the shelf, Let me tell you of myself Oh I'm the chapie to make ya happy I'll tie your shoesies, and chase you bluesies Oh lady would ya, could ya use me Now I'd shake the mat out And let the cat out I'll clean the garret And feed the parrot Oh lady would ya, oh tell me could ya use me? Do ya realize what a good man your getting in me? I'm no elker mason or woodman who gets home at three The girls that see me grow soft and dreamy But I'm a gander that wont falander Oh could ya use me, cause I certainly could use you There's a chap I know in Mexico Who's as strong as he can be Eating nails and drinking Texaco He is the type for me There is one I California More romantic far than you When he sings ha cha cha chornia I often think he'll do But as for you sir, I'm afraid You will never make the grade For your no cowboy, your soft, and how, boy I feel no mussel that's fit for tussle I must refuse you, I cannot use you 'scuse me No night life for the Birds would bore youthe cows wont know you, A horse would throw you, You silly man you To ask me, can you use me? Ha Though at love you may be a wizard, I'm wanting to know Could you warm me up in a blizzard Say, forty below Your ties are freakish Your knees are weakish Your not a zender, you elbow bender Though you can use me I most certainly cant use you --- Could You Use Me? - Judy Garland