Straight To DVD

If they made a movie 'bout you and me, It would go straight to DVD Though the music's good, but the acting's not There ain't no dialogue and there ain't no plot If they made a film about me and you, It would never get a good review You act so smooth in the steamy scenes, But there ain't no fire you don't know what it means The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD The story of you and me would go straight to DVD Would it be a movie 'bout love or war We don't even know what we're fighting for It was sometimes good and sometimes great, But mostly now it's like a boring date The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD The story of you and me would go straight to DVD Now there are no surprises, the temperature rarely rises Maybe we're just pretending there'll be a happy ending If they made a movie bout you and me, It would go straight to DVD Though the music's good but the acting's not There ain't no dialogue and there ain't no plot The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD The story of you and me would go straight to DVD --- Straight to DVD - Katie Melua