Spray on Pants

He just threw out all of his old clothes And all the music that he owns It's time for his yearly change of style She speaks with a British accent The keyboard is her favourite instrument Oh-oh [Chorus] The drinks are cheap and vinyl's cool What do you think of my new shoes? You know me and I know you Yeah we do Yeah we do She used to love Reel Big Fish, Then she decided she loved the Smiths So she downloaded all their greatest hits He is learning the tambourine He tells his band that's what they're missing Oh oh [Chorus: x2] Yeah we do, yeah we do They both go to all of the same clubs Where everyone takes all the same drugs And talks about how they're 'so fucked up' They try to get up and dance But they're all wearing spray on pants It was a sight to be seen I wonder who they'll be next week [Chorus: x2]