Up on the Housetop

Dec 24th Im at my home chilling All of sudden i hear this thudding right upon the ceiling I be like who be illing right there up in my building Killed my Christmas vibe and ruined this whole feeling but All of a sudden a big dude with the white beard Looking quite weird popped up like right here Said I'm here to battle you plus its quite clear Man I'm in my nike airs chilling with my wife here relax Up on the housetop click click click Down through the chimney came ole' saint nick He's like my flow is plain sick So let me break it down straight quick They call me lil kringles aka st nick And you's a lame kid plus you should straight quit And he said its risky to diss me Cause i got a flow that's dirtier than ya chimney I punch rhymes like my punch lines to ya kidney And if it was a present is the only way to rip me Up on the housetop click click click Down through the chimney came ole' saint nick I said listen b why the heck now dissing me Plus man your older than some ancient history And your nose it could really use a histamine Plus your milk breath well it could really use some listerine What the heck dog you smell like dead log Wrapped in red fog with curdled up egg nog Plus its time to get the weight off So why don't you gone take off and go do a light jog So wrong you need to roll on Plus you need to get them reindeer off my whole lawn Thats the junk to get you stole on Plus you better say so long before it goes wrong Up on the housetop click click click Down through the chimney came ole' saint nick Im standing there trying to drink it in Bunch of little elf men try to get it in How did I get in this predicament That was when I stood there and then I all sink on in Man its quite amazing I got santa and the elves and they locked up in my basement And the reindeer are outside in the waiting Does this qualify as a home invasion? See im about to start a riot Against this dude he just probably just needs a diet And he's standing there all defiant Thats when i woke up with my two kids crying... --- Up on the Housetop - Kj-52 & Spechouse