Everything's Just Wonderful

Do you think everything Everyone is goin' mental? It seems to me, it's spiraling Out of control and it's inevitable Well, don't you think This time is yours This time is mine? It's temperamental It seems to me We're on all fours Crawling on your knees Someone help us please Oh Jesus Christ almighty Do I feel alright? No, not slightly I wanna get a flat And no I can't afford it It's just those bureaucrats That won't give me a mortgage It's very funny 'cause I got your fucking money And I'm never gonna get it Just 'cause of my bad credit Oh well, I guess I mustn't grumble I suppose it's just the way The cookie crumbles Oh yes, I'm fine Everything's just wonderful I'm having the time of my life Well, do you want Something else Something newer Than what we got here? Well, do you feel It's all the same Some sick game It's so insincere? I wish I could Change the ways Of the world Make it a nice place Until that day I guess we stay Doin' what we do, screwin' who we screw Why can't I sleep at night? Gonna say it's gonna be alright I wanna be able to Eat spaghetti bolognese And not feel bad about it For days and days and days All the magazines They talk about weight loss If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss I know it's not the life that I chose But I guess that's just The way that things go Oh yes, I'm fine Everything's just wonderful I'm having the time of my life Oh yes, I'm fine Everything's just wonderful I'm having the time of my life Oh Jesus Christ almighty Do I feel alright? No, not slightly I wanna get a flat And no I can't afford it It's just those bureaucrats That won't give me a mortgage It's very funny 'cause I got your fucking money And I'm never gonna get it Just 'cause of my bad credit Oh well, I guess I mustn't grumble I suppose it's just the way The cookie crumbles But I guess that's just The way that things go I suppose it's just the way The cookie crumbles But I guess that's just The way that things go But I guess that's just The way that things go --- Everything's Just Wonderful - Lily Allen