Felicia No Capicia

I took Felicia to Las Vegas is my story She spent the weekend eating chicken cacciatore But when I said "I'd like ta kiss ya" Felicia no capicia The way she gambled down the tables wasn't funny You should have seen the way she found to lose my money But when I said "I'd like ta kiss ya" Felicia no capicia She understood (she understood) she heard me good (she heard me good) When I said "have some real imported cheese" But when I said (but when I said) "give me a squeeze" ("give me a squeeze") You'd think I was talking Japanese She never heard about the birds and bees While she was half (?) And half Calabrese You want to see the things I bought her I took her out and spent my money just like water But when I said "I'd like ta kiss ya" Felicia no capicia No, she didn't understand, no she didn't understand Hmm, she heard me fine (she heard me fine) When I said "dine" (when I said "dine") Then she drunk a half a case of wine But when I said (but when I said) "Come on let's spoon" ("Come on let's spoon") You'd think that I was asking for the moon That chick was really as crazy as a loone She was half Sicilian and (?) I tried to make her feel relaxy It cost me 97 dollars for the taxi But when I said "I'd like ta kiss ya" Felicia no capicia She said "Luigi, let's get married" And Luigi No capici --- Felicia No Capicia - Louis Prima