Beer Can

I've been working this job nine to five Minimum wage and overtime But here comes a few days of unpaid vacation And there ain't no way, Jose, I'll waste 'em 'Cause there ain't no better feeling than when I pick up a beer can And get to feeling like Superman It's Friday night, y'all, here's the plan I'm gonna throw back a couple and Keep 'em glued to my right hand Any flavor, size, or brand Until the point where I can't stand No, nothing picks me up like a beer can Well, I woke up at 1 pm And introduced myself to my new girlfriend And there's a wrecking-ball-sized hole in the wall in the basement I ain't got no clue how or who could've made it Well, all I know is shit hit the fan And here we go again So I pick up a beer can And get to feeling like Superman It's Saturday, y'all, here's a plan I'm gonna throw back a couple and Keep 'em glued to my right hand Any flavor, size, or brand Until the point where I can't stand No, nothing picks me up like a beer can Well, it's Sunday now and I'm freaking out 'Cause I can't handle five days without Yeah, I'm picking up a beer can And get to feeling like Superman It's Sunday, who gives a damn? I'm gonna throw back a couple and Keep 'em glued to my right hand Any flavor, size, or brand 'Til the point where I can't stand No, nothing picks me up like a beer can Like a beer can No, nothing picks me up like a beer can