I'll Be the One

I´ll stare in the sun too long And burn my eyes out I´ll hold my hand on the store And melt my flesh off Dare me to jump and I´ll be the first Can´t push me too far cuz I´m always the worst! I´ll be the one who´s actually dumb I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done I´ll be the first one to take the dare Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared! I´ll shave my nose off I´ll chop my baby toe off I´ll tattoo my eyes from the inside So I can see it! I´ll pierce my colon So my shit comes out like Play Dough I´ll knock my tooth out I´ll slice my ear lobe! I´ll be the one who´s actually dumb I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done I´ll be the first one to take the dare Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared! You can´t stop me You can´t shock me I´m too crazy! Cuz I´ll chop off my leg I´ll tattoo my head And don´t think I won´t fucking do it! I´ll Be the one who´s actually dumb I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done I´ll be the first one to take the dare Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared!