Driving In My Car

I've been driving in my car It's not quite a Jaguar I bought it in Primrose Hill From a bloke from Brazil It was made in fifty-nine In a factory by the Tyne It says Morris on the door The GPO owned it before I drive in it for my job The governor calls me a slob But I don't really care Give me some gas and the open air It's a bit old but it's mine I mend it in my spare time Just last week I changed the oil The rocker valves and the coil Just last week I changed the oil Last week it went 'round the clock I also heard a little knock I dented somebody's fender He learned not to park on a bender, ha ha ha I've been driving in my car And it don't look much but I've been far I drive up to Muswell Hill I've even been to Selsey Bill I drove along the A45 I had her up to fifty-eight This copper stopped me the other day "You're mistaken," what could I say? The tires were a little worn They were ok, I could have sworn I like driving in my car I'm satisfied I've got this far I like driving in my car It don't look much but I've been far I like driving in my car Even with a flat tire I like driving in my car It's not quite a Jaguar I like driving in my car I'm satisfied I've got this far --- Driving in My Car - Madness