Mr. Carbohydrate

They call me Mr. Carbohydrate It's the only thing I can digest Xenophobia or general disinterest I must catch up with all this stuff They call me a boring fuck head They say, I might as well work in a bank I tell them I wish I was, they tell me that I'm sick in the head They say that I'm sick in the head They call me Mr. Carbohydrate They call me Mr. Inadequate They call me Mr. Paranoia They call me Mr. Hypochondria Have you heard of Matthew Maynard? He's my favorite cricketer I would rather watch him play than pick up my guitar Than play with my guitar People tell me I should get out more But the TV is my best friend Cynicism is the only thing that keeps me sane The only thing that keeps me sane They call me Mr. Carbohydrate They call me Mr. Inadequate They call me Mr. Paranoia They call me Mr. Hypochondria Sometimes I just stay in bed And think about the day When I can retire, forgetting everythin' I'll forget everythin' Forget everythin' Forever but not today When I cannot, cannot say No more yesterdays No more yesterdays --- Mr. Carbohydrate - Manic Street Preachers