Like A Fish

You said you use chocolate When you and him take off all your clothes Why the f******u tell me that? Can't drink that image out of my head Like a fish That's how I drink these days It numbs the envy I have Against your tall kind man He's so much taller than I ever will be You write me in a stranger's tone And bring him along to my shows Well, you need etiquette lessons And I need something in my drink Like a fish That's how I drink these days It numbs the envy I have Against your tall kind man He's so much taller than I ever will be I dream about you four nights a week Call me romantic I wish that I could fill his shoes But I'm only a 7 Like a fish Pour me a Guinness, man She's probably screwing him now Can make all the wisecracks in the world But I will never be what she wants --- Like a Fish - Matt Maltese