Rapgirl

Rapgirl The following is an entirely fictional account. Any similarities between people living or dead is entirely Coincidental… just kidding. She fell from the sky on a black October night She wrote these funny songs and every one was tight She asked me for advice on jump-starting her career But I'm staring in her eyes as she's talking in my ear Suburban rap queen, I wrote this song for you Suburban rap queen, what's an MC to do? Suburban rap queen, every Biggie needs a Kim Suburban rap queen, sometimes you lose, sometimes you win CHORUS Rapgirl, Rapgirl, I like you a lot You've got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot Rapgirl, Rapgirl, now tell me what to do When the playback is too quiet and the Song's already through This is called a breakbeat! It's the musical element hip-hop Was founded on back in 1969. That's educational. She fell from the sky with a superhero icon We battled in the studio like, “Hey, yo, is this mic on?” I went down for the count, she went up on the beat I told her she was hot because stuff like that is sweet She attacked me with her similes like killer bees at a park I came back with a metaphor, an angry great white shark The bass line that she struck threw me flat on my back So I came back with a track in a lyrical attack REPEAT CHORUS Because girls are so confusing, and I guess they'll always be I should just become a monk, resign to celibacy Then I'd never have to worry about what a hug might mean See these girls who want to be your friend May be just what they seem We had burritos in your dorm and talked about Dizzee Rascal We wrote a song together, recorded it, and that's all Romantic love is fear of waking up alone In Redwood City with platonic voice mail on your phone REPEAT CHORUS Rapgirl, Rapgirl (Rapgirl, Rapgirl) Suburban rap queen, I wrote this song for you Rapgirl, Rapgirl (Rapgirl, Rapgirl) Suburban rap queen, What's an MC to do? --- Rapgirl - MC Lars