Uh-huh
I always say, "Uh-huh" in the intro like I'm agreein' or something
Whatever, fuck it, I'm goin' in
The shit is crazy, I got nothin' to lose
Man, I remember when we used to have something to prove
But I'm on top now, lookin' down and lovin' the view
If I'd jump, I'd probably land in the chunk of the coop, yeah (splash)
Canadian killer that waitin' for pictures but I don't do the small talk
I just came for the dinner
I'll eat a steak and lick the plate and head straight to the shitter
Then I'll puke inside the sink after I drank all the liquor
'Cause I'm a scumbag, asshole, bastard child, ask around
I was broke but I'm laughin' now
Now my girl countin' money 'til she passes out
As she wake up in the plane and we land in Maui
I only braggin' 'cause I know what it was like at the bottom
I got tourettes now, everything I write is retarded
All the fights that I started got me feelin' like I'm a target
But I still don't give a fuck, I guess I might be the problem, uh
I heard he bought a brand new whip wit' the roof missin'
He be on some brand new shit (no, I didn't)
I heard he bought a brand new watch and a grill
You could see it shine every time he talks (could be true)
I heard he's doin' sold out shows and when he come home
I heard the whole town goes (yeah, that's true)
I heard he's got some big ass balls
And they drag on the ground when he goes for a walk (it's kind of annoying)
And you can see 'em fuckin' hangin' out my pants
Now I got your baby mama goin' crazy in the stand
I'm a time-bomb tickin', I be patient as I can
Now I'm 'bout to blow the fuck up, the grenades are goin' ham, baby
I don't take showers, I don't wash my hands
So you can smell that I'm shit when you cross my path (that's right)
Ooh, how the fuck do I even have friends?
I'm so dope that when this album drops you'll need an aspirin (ow)
If you hate then I'm sorry you should eat a fat dick
Got my zipper down in public for that easy access, yeah (true)
Fat fucker but my belly's not complainin'
This can happen when you let a fuckin' lion out the cage
And now I know that not givin' a fuck is sort of dope
You should steal this of the internet and play it for your folks
If this song makes you angry I consider that a joke
I could lie and say I care about your feelings but I don't
Bitch
I heard he bought a brand new whip wit' the roof missin'
He be on some brand new shit (no, I didn't)
I heard he bought a brand new watch and a grill
You could see it shine every time he talks (could be true)
I heard he's doin' sold out shows and when he come home
I heard the whole town goes (yeah, that's true)
I heard he's got some big ass balls
And they drag on the ground when he goes for a walk (it's kind of annoying)
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Bawlz - Merkules
