Accountancy Shanty

Full speed ahead, Mr Cohen! Up, up, up your premium Up, up, up your premium (Scribble away!) Up, up, up your premium (And balance the books) Up, up, up your premium (Scribble away!) Up, up, up your premium (But balance the books) Up, up, up It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wide accountancy, To find, explore the funds offshore And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy! It can be manly in insurance We'll up your premium semi-annually It's all tax deductible We're fairly incorruptible We're sailing on the wide accountancy! Oh, this is fun, Mr Cohen, fetch me another exotic cheroot Up, up, up your premium Up, up, up your premium (Scribble away!) Up, up, up your premium (And balance the books) Up, up, up your premium (Scribble away!) Up, up, up your premium (But balance the books) To port! Bring her port to sherry! And the medium guys sherry to port! Balance the books Bring me another small cheroot, Mr Cohen --- Accountancy Shanty - Monty Python