Only in America

You start your own company Only in America Mixing chemicals a new way Only in America It's good for the economy Only in America Makin' cancer everyday Only in America Then someone can make a buck With the cure for your bad luck When you're born you start to die Don't know from what And you don't know why So you start your own religious cult Only in America Live on the San Andreas Fault Only in America Eat your own weight in salt Only in America Pick your boogers in your car Only in America Then someone can make a buck With the cure for your bad luck You buy a couch with food stamps Be the woman with Midol cramps It happens only in the U.S.A. Only in America Only in the U.S.A. Only in America Only in the U.S.A. Only in America Only in the U.S.A. --- Only In America - Naked Raygun