Dance Like a Monkey

You're designed so intelligent Ain't no way that was an accident Come on shake your monkey hips My pretty little creationist Oh yeah! Ain't gonna anthropomorphism you Or perversely polymorphisise you Little girl you look so sweet You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child You just started ten thousand years ago Presto Adam and Eve and go man go Abel died, Cain took his life And headed straight to the jungle to find a wife Non-believers blame it all on apes It's monkey time - I want to see you shake Evolution is obsolete You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child Stomp your hands and clap your feet You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child Oh one more time yo! It's monkey time!! c'mon pretty baby, won't you take a chance? Be my natural selection, dance dance dance Exorcise your demons with that monkey grin 'Cause we're gonna inherit the wind Let 'em fight it out in the supreme court That's such a ignorant indoor sport Wave your arms and legs in the air Rock it like a monkey like ya just don't care Evolution is so obsolete Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet - come on! You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child --- Dance Like a Monkey - New York Dolls