Reality TV

Joe Millionaire He lived a life that was fair He worked construction although He wasn't happy there But down in the alley at the street fair He saw a necklace with a voodoo charm of monkey hair He was so alone, so alone Now these women they're competing for him Everybody's talking 'bout reality TV I don't know it seems to be Just a bunch of crap to me But maybe if I win a contest I can be like all the rest American Idol having someone else create myself But I don't watch much TV (thats just me) The only thing thats real this time is me (this time) Me (this time) Me (this time) Me Justin was fair he looked good in curly hair Then he got lucky with Kelly And made a movie there In Hollywood, nows hes got a record deal But he was never too satisfied with the songs he'd steal Why don't you Sell your own, sell your own Wait a minute we forgotten that he don't care Everybody's talking 'bout reality TV I don't know it seems to be Just a bunch of crap to me But maybe if I win a contest I can be like all the rest American Idol having someone else create myself But I don't watch much TV (thats just me) The only thing thats real this time is me (this time) (this time) I just laugh it off (everytime I see somebody on the television) I just laugh it off (everytime I see another bachelor or some story) I just laugh it off So it was fun We had this great little song Until it went number one And then tomorrow gone Then all we could see when we came up for air Just a label full of monkeys trying to spike our hair Everybody's talking 'bout reality TV I don't know it seems to be Just a bunch of crap to me But maybe if I win a contest I can be like all the rest American Idol having someone else create myself But I don't watch much TV (thats just me) The only thing thats real this time is me (this time) Me (this time) Me (this time) Me (thats just me) I just laugh it off I just laugh it off (this time) (this time) --- Reality Tv - Nine Days