Cokie the Clown

All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox Show him a warm welcome, let's give some applause Greetings all hello, welcome to my show I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle Eight balls at one time, I'm no fucking mime I play practical jokes, this squirting flower That wasn't flour that blew up your nose It's my special blend of X coke and K You should be okay in several hours He's got over-sized shoes and ill fitting clothes That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose I'm Cokie the clown, I will trip you down Those twelve giant steps, I brought you all presents Against good judgment, but being a good host You all have been toast, the kettle corn's been laced The fudge has been lined, you're having a great time But you might not recall the Rohipnol in the lemonade Cookie homemade He is the happiest clown, with the biggest frown He's Cokie the clown --- Cokie the Clown - NOFX