Fuck Euphemism

I walked into the Eagle and someone called me cis I said, "I'm not a cis, I'm a sissy Should I call you mister or miss?" I said, "I'm actually a transvest" But before I got too tight The place erupted into my first gender pronoun bar fight They said I was a ross crossdress for less wannabe queer I said, "my gender isn't fluid, but that's how I like my beer" They thought I was just posing or on a publicity stunt Until I did a line off Scarlett's hundred thousand dollar cunt She paid a hundred thousand clams for a single clam in front A very pricey p***y paid for by the government Then I said, "fuck euphemism" Cis butt-fuck my cis clit You're hypocritical political correctness ain't legit I mean it, fuck euphemism I say what I wanna say I love that LGBTQ will never include K 'Cause they say that unlike cis queers, kinksters make a choice They're wrong, but yes, we choose which gag to take away our voice I identify as a grain of salt Peter Panarchist Or a poly rubber puppy switch brat slut dharmasochist So I said, "fuck euphemism" Your words are neophyte I'm a single not a plural person So call me per for the night You're wrong if you hate me Just 'cause I'm word-Smith and Wesson 'Cause I nicked this terminology from a Doris Lessing lesson --- Fuck Euphemism - NOFX