I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore" I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast So pour the champagne Oh, well in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast So pour the champagne, pour the champagne I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality Again I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality Again