The Vampires

If you got the balls then come on me te mano If you got the balls then come on me te mano Frenchie cordero goes down to hells kitchen To sell the irish some weed Well this patty boy's mama was on the stoop Starts bitching about spics is a mongo breed Now here comes her son, he looks like a ton Of cornbeef floating in beer, and he says... Fucking puerto rican dope dealing punk Get your shit brown ass out of here yeah He says fucking puerto rican dope dealing punk Get your shit brown ass out of here yeah Well these shanty town irish beat his ass good And fractured his collar bone Conio, all I was thinking, what home of the brave? It's a fucking war zone If you got the balls then come on me te mano If you got cohones come on me te mano If you got the balls then come on me te mano If you got cohones come on me te mano --- The Vampires - Paul Simon