Fat and Skinny Asses

We're calling all allies down Because we're so sick of waiting around Watching you simply destroy yourself, Cosmetics and all Trying to not find your plans, Like combing the beach with more sand I'm light of foot and you're light of heart So watch where you step and I'll watch where I stab The end of our rope is a couch And it's hanging us ever so slightly Tilt your head so we don't have to Move a muscle at all Sitting ourselves to a death, Not painful or quick in the least Do we have plans at all? This long weekend was too much for me Too long and difficult to swallow down What have I got to say for myself? Well, I really got that dishwasher good Long day, longer than most I am sure Heat wave, hotter than most I am sure The fan is on, but I am not feeling so cool Next to you, I still am not feeling so cool Yeah, well, I can't stand that look on your face Because I know you put it there Fun is how you make it, Not where you make it, so take it Why don't you get your running start, It fears you just like I do I know you're tired, I know, but what if this was the last day on earth? --- Fat and Skinny Asses - Piebald