I'm A Man

Laid here With your advertising sliding past my eyes Like cartoons from other people's lives I start to wonder What it takes to be a Man Well, I learned to drink And I learned to smoke And I learned to tell A dirty joke Oh, if that's all there is then there's no point for me, oh So please can I ask just why we're alive 'Cause all that you do seems such a waste of time? And if you hang around too long you'll be a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an Tell me about it Your car can get up to a hundred and ten You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again And nothing ever makes no difference to a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an So you stumble into town with your stomach in Show 'em what you've got (though they've seen everything) Yeah, you're a beauty, but they've seen your type before, oh You've got no need But still you want To go and book That restaurant The wine will flow And then you'll just fly away, yeah So please can I ask just why we're alive? 'Cause all that you do seems such a waste of time And if you hang around too long you'll be a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an Tell me about it Your car can go up to a hundred and ten You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again And nothing ever makes no difference to a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an Oh, tell me 'bout it Please can I ask just why we're alive? 'Cause all that you do seems such a waste of time And if you hang around too long you'll be a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an Oh tell, c'mon, tell me about it Your car can get up to a hundred and ten You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again And nothing ever makes no difference to a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an To a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an To a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh To a man, that's what I am --- I'm a Man - Pulp