FAKE ID

I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through He said 'hold it there mate, well this isn't you' 'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine' 'Well, I'm taking this off you son identity theft, that's a crime' So I'm standing on the street, got no one else to meet I'm bored and I'm alone so I start to walk home Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me He said "hand over the money, this ain't funny What's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this shit Come here, bitch" He said "hand over the money, this ain't funny What's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this shit Come here, bitch" I start to reflect and think, my heart does sink My eyes too swollen to blink, I need another drink But now I can't afford because they just ran away with last week's pay Today it weren't a good day, barking from the dogs Now I'm thinking I just got robbed How unfair, I don't care, it's a rare situation This nation owes me a bit of compensation He said "hand over the money, this ain't funny What's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this shit Come here, bitch" He said "hand over the money, this ain't funny What's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this shit Come here, bitch" Living out of JD bags, smoking broken fags Badman slags, first time shags, tags on the wall Tryna act cool, remember when I got kicked out of the classroom at school Hated GCSES, was shit at PE Us against them, just you and me Now they've got pig fat injected to their six pack What's up with that they look a right twat What up, get up on your feet Put your braces together and your boots on your feet Give me some of that old booze He said "hand over the money, this ain't funny What's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this shit Come here, bitch" He said "hand over the money, this ain't funny What's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this shit Come here, bitch" --- FAKE ID - Rat Boy