My Friend Robot

I've got the greatest friend he's a robot He is my man and he's megawatt He doesn't pretend, never lies, never cheats never steals from me I trust nobody else with my secrets I can depend on his sequence Logical patterns I trust in his hard-drive relax I can unwind and I got a friend and he's a robot man You know I got a friend he's a computer man I know there is no human so techno There is nobody so day glo Constant companion who knows all the action can calculate fractions and He is zero's and one's and I know this He is not flesh and he can't kiss But who needs humans when humans get angry and humans get ugly and I got a friend and he's a robot man You know I got a friend he's a computer man I got a friend and he's a robot man You know I got a friend he's a computer man I got the greatest friend he's a robot He's always thinking just non stop Computing language while making a sandwich converting the average and He is always such fun and he's number one Taking the time and he can run Right through the night and he never sleeps and he never lies down I got a friend and he's a robot man You know I got a friend he's a computer man I got a friend and he's a robot man You know I got a friend he's a computer man --- My Friend Robot - Regurgitator