College Kids

someone please save us, us collage kids! what my parents told me is what i did they said go to school and be a collage kid but in the end i questioned why i did i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke i've got no cash to spend sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band my girlfriends at another school i know this year will test her i called, found out she had three other boyfrieds last semester and that's why i say oh no! not for me not for me call it torture call it university no! arts and crafts is all i need i'll take calligraphy and then ill make a fake degree 80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms the party scene is kinda mean i think it's sick and twisted the navy showed up at my dorm and clamed that i enlisted (repeat chorus) don't get excited she'll say 'no' without a doubt you see and i've decided college girls just won't go out with me they make me nervous and they allways catch me off my guard like cell phone service i drop out cause college is to hard it's time to call my father cause it's his alma mater good grades arn't what they seem i think he knows the dean it's time to call my father cause it's his alma mater he said he's proud of me but college always was his dream and i would always say it's not for me (repeat chorus) phi, beta, delta, kappa do what will make you happy do what you feel is right only but one thing matters learn how to live your life do what will make God happy do what you feel is right only but one thing matters learn how to live your life