I Love Minorities

I think that every race is A-OK We all have something to be proud of (except white people) I like every country the same Even the ones where my own music's not allowed in Or the ones who wanna bomb us Women are as smart as me and you (No no it's true) They could be president of this country (I mean who cares, there's already a black) I love minorities Especially people who get around in wheelchairs That's hot I love everyone in the world Because no one is different than no one Everyone's fuckin' like someone And if you feel like I do Then take my hand touch my balls And sing along this fuckin' song Black people are good at playing basketball Asians cook chinee food on woks Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico So suck on my cock if you don't love everyone White people can tuck their shirts into their shorts They need Jews to fill their tax forms Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs We all could learn from one another lots of stuff s*x Them Europeans do it with kids It's like they're proud of if it or something It's legal in their countries Canadians at age 15 can legally Sock off dirty old men for money (No they can't) OK for free (That's right) Everyone's in the world's good Because no one is better than someone else is I'm down with women's circumcision So if feel like I do (You're a homo) Pull out your ballsack and your bongo drum And sing this gay ass little song Black people are good at stealing stereos They've got Jewish lawyers in court Muslims are the best at flying into stuff Not all Muslims just most and all it takes is most Africans like lynching homos*xuals Cubans turn dildos into boats Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes Everyone's special in they their own gay little way Arab girls've got to be sweaty They put to death if they show they titty That's baller shit I ain't even playin' Lemme tell you what's the same about the Swedish, Chassidish Jews, Kelly and Regis They're all fucking crazy Except the Swedish They're just lazy And love the penis Yeah those ladies in Sweden Got enough VD's to turn those dudes around them gay And Frenchmen don't believe in bathing And Haitians love a good earthquake Caging a Mongol? Russian tradition Rape in the Congo? Ehh as long as it's women Taking a dump on someone else's culture And Making fun of them just cause they're different And making a song calling their country stupid Mixing the absurd with the true? (Don't do it) So if you hate racist humor get your pooper up And sing this fuckin' song Black people are good at wheelchair basketball If they got shot and now cannot walk Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible Everyone's good, no one is better than someone White people can show black people how to vote Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good Blind black men can't play hockey because they're black Helen Keller can't drive because she's a woman Gary Coleman's gone It's so sad, he was so young I mean he was like 51 But it's sad cause he looked like he's 9-year-old Whatchu talkin' about Rucka? (His wife did it) --- I Love Minorities - Rucka Rucka Ali