Ladies Man

I used to be a ladies man But I’m unhappy now For courting six girls I left once they’d used me anyhow Me mother said “was nary, I should take some good advice” But I said, “if it’s nary, sure it’s also very nice” On Monday I met Mary-Anne And Tuesday Mary-Jane On Wednesday I met Miss McKinnon Thursday Kitty Pane Friday Betty Hopkins Saturday night Miss Small Sunday night I stayed at home afraid I’d beat them all I never will forget the night down by the garden gate I said goodbye to Miss McKinnon Called her darling Kate I wrote a note to Mary Anne I called her Mary Jane And to make the thing complete I addressed it Kitty Pane On Monday I met Mary-Anne And Tuesday Mary-Jane On Wednesday I met Miss McKinnon Thursday Kitty Pane Friday Betty Hopkins Saturday night Miss Small Sunday night I stayed at home afraid I’d beat them all (instrumental part) I never will forget the night I met the bloom at six Said Mary Anne you know she’ll pay for all your dirty tricks Mary Anne she tore my hair and Mary Jane my coat And Miss McKinnon took some young man who took me by the throat As for Betty Hopkins, Miss Kitty and Miss Small They met met after (.......?) down by the garden wall On Monday I met Mary-Anne And Tuesday Mary-Jane On Wednesday I met Miss McKinnon Thursday Kitty Pane Friday Betty Hopkins Saturday night Miss Small Sunday night I stayed at home afraid I’d beat them all (x2) Sunday night I stayed at home afraid I’d beat them all