Slim Pickins

I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me All the douchebags in my phone I play 'em like a slot machine If they're winnin', I'm just losin' A boy who's jacked and kind Can't find his ass to save my life Oh, it's slim pickings If I can't have the one I love Guess it's you that I'll be kissing Just to get my fixings Since the good ones are deceased or taken I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' Mm Jesus, what's a girl to do? This boy doesn't even know the difference between "their," "there" and "they are" Yet he's naked in my room Missing all the things he's missing God knows that he isn't living large A boy who's nice, that breathes Well, I swear he's nowhere to be seen It's slim pickings If I can't have the one I love Guess it's you that I'll be kissing Just to get my fixings Since the good ones are deceased or taken I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' Moanin' and bitchin' And since the good ones call their exes wasted And since the Lord forgot my gay awakening Then I'll just be here in the kitchen Serving up some moanin' and bitchin' --- Slim Pickins - Sabrina Carpenter