I'm A Mountain

Well now how did they get that lady on TV Laughing so naturally For a Wal-Mart ad Is it not as bad as I thought? There's a woman sending poisonous mail And they caught her now she's sitting in jail While the weather station forecasts hail From the tropics Oh, I spent the day in a shopping mall Through the biggest storm of the century I'm a mountain I'm a mountain like you said to be The sports man and his double chin Don't listen to me in this state I'm in Saying things about people that I don't know Well it's just that way when you get hurt And the things you need you're made to work You must decide if you will die or grow Oh, I spent the day in a shopping mall Through the biggest storm of the century I'm a mountain I'm a mountain Like you said to be --- I'm a Mountain - Sarah Harmer