The Waitress Song

There's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon The coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew And the toast is always soggy, but I hardly notice And the food takes such a long time to get made Even when I'm the only person in the cafe And my tables always wobbly, but I hardly notice You're probably thinking why would I even bother eating there On a daily basis there's heaps of other places on offer I wont change to another place if the bacon is rubber And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter Its the waitress I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter Makes my heart race and a flutter I know its crazy to lover her A lady that's basically just a, stranger with an apron down her brother I don't need to ask her name and number cause this relationship Is built on breakfast, I'm waitin' on her just to wait on me, yeah There's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon The coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew And the toast is always soggy, but I hardly notice And the food takes such a long time to get made Even when I'm the only person in the cafe And my tables always wobbly, but I hardly notice She says hi to me bye to me that'll be 5.95 to me but I don't really mind Thats alright with me I just smile and eat Sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week She knows in my quiet times I like to be alone And write a poem with my headphones Newspaper bacon fried or??? poached egg and a slice of toast, a long black, but The beans are always burnt And if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt I wonder if shes my ideal girl and what would happen if we dated in the real world 'nah' I don't think it would work I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip 'cause of that Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast I'm waitin' on her just to wait on me There's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon The coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew And the toast is always soggy, but I hardly notice And the food takes such a long time to get made Even when I'm the only person in the cafe And my tables always wobbly, but I hardly notice