Couldn't Get High

I've got new sunglasses And I've got backstage passes for y'all Girls with fine asses Yeah oh yeah Sunshine, girlies and money What it takes to get me on a roll Some call me mr. soul I went to this party the other night Said I want to feel what my brain had felt like I grabbed my bottle and I start drinkin' wine I thought pretty soon that I would be feelin' fine But no I couldn't get high Oh no And then I couldn't get high Oh no And then I don't know why Threw down the bottle and then I whipped out my pipe Stuffed it full of goodies and then I gave that shit a light I huffed and I puffed Good lord I smoked and I choked I smoking for so long Until my heart was nearly broke Because I couldn't get high Oh no And then I couldn't get high Oh no And then I try I tried I threw down the pipe Just as pissed as I could be Gobbled down a mound of some LSD I waited and I waited for my body to zing I waited I waited but not a fucking thing Because I couldn't get high Oh no And then I couldn't get high Oh no Lord I don't know why --- Couldn't Get High - Slightly Stoopid