Amateur Hour

Lawns grow plush in the hinter lands Its the perfect little setting for the one night stands The drapes are drawn and the lights are low Its the time to put in practice what you've dreamed about But she can show you what you must do to be more like people better than you. Amateur Hour goes on and on When you turn pro, you know, She lets you know Amateur Hour goes on and on When you turn pro, you know, She tells you so Girls grow tops to go topless in While we sit and count the hairs That blossom from our chin Our voices change at a rapid pace I could start a song at tenor and then end at bass So choose your partners everyone If you hesitate, the good ones are gone Amateur Hour goes on and on When you turn pro, you know, She lets you know Amateur Hour goes on and on When you turn pro, you know, She tells you so Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh ooh And Amateur Hour goes on and on, When you turn pro you know, She lets you know Dance, laugh, wine, dine, talk and sing But those cannot replace what is the real thing It's a lot like playing the violin You cannot start off to be Yehudi Menuhin So Amateur Hour goes on and on When you turn pro, you know, She lets you know Amateur Hour goes on and on When you turn pro, you know, She tells you so --- Amateur Hour - Sparks