Tricks

You had dinner at Jude's and you broke all the plates Telling your favourite joke where you break all the plates You threw all of your clothes off the back of the boat You said that you're gonna quit but we know that you won't You won't, you won't You only like me when I do my tricks for you You wear me out like you wear that southern cross tattoo You said I'd look much better if I dropped the attitude Leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone You've got all of your ducks lined up in a row Driving back from the job with Kyle and Jackie-O You want all of us to pull you out of the muck You're always wanting a kiss and then you want to get laid Get laid, get laid You only like me when I do my tricks for you And you wear me out like you wear that southern cross tattoo You said I'd look much better if I dropped the attitude Leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone Aah, aah, yoohoo You only like me when I do my tricks for you And you wear me out like you wear that southern cross tattoo I'd look better if I dropped the attitude Leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone Leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone Guys settle down please, settle down, settle down, everyone settle down (What's going on in here) Oh god