Crazy Peanuts

Charlie Brown had a big block head wore a stripy sweater everyday Tried to kick that football but Lucy always pulled the mother fucker away Flew a kite just to try to relax but he always put that shit in a tree And a little red-headed girl wouldn?t give no play to poor Chuck be They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers PEANUTS! Onto a security blanket, Linus VanPelt would latch Snuggling to that bitch to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch Had a stalker named Sally Brown well she always tried to get her some She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas and the s*xy way he sucked that thumb Well watch out, cause here they come PEANUTS! Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts A bunch of kids trying to be free Take my hand and let?s dance know Under Charlie?s shitty Christmas tree ooh Marcy was best friends with Patty Patty Peppermint She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can?t print Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn?t keep his own ass clean All the teachers said ?wa wa wa wa wa? what does that shit mean? Well watch out, cause here they come PEANUTS! Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts Coming from the school of hard knocks Life?s not always bowls of candy Sometimes you only get a bag of rocks Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offense And the bitch couldn?t make no money cause she?d charge a mother fucker 5 cents And all the ladies loved that Schroeder cause he?d play the 80?s hits real good And Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood Well watch out, cause here they come PEANUTS! Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid It's so hard to get p***y When you're the baldest kid in second grade Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts A bunch of kids trying to be free Take my hand and let?s dance now Under Charlie?s shitty Christmas tree --- Crazy Peanuts - Stephen Lynch