I'd Have to Be Crazy

I'd have to be crazy To stop all my singing And never play music again You'd call me a fool If I grabbed up my top hat And ran out to flag down the wind I'd have to be weird To grow me a beard Just to see what the rednecks would do I'd have to be crazy Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you You know I've done weird things Told people I've heard things When silence was all in abounds Been days when it pleased me to crawl on my knees Following ants as they crawled across the ground Been insane on a train But I'm still me again And the place where I hold you is true But I'd have to be crazy, Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you I don't intend to But should there come a day When I say that I don't love you You can lock me away Well it sure would be dingy To live in an envelope In a world waiting along for a stamp You'd swear I was loco To rub for a genie While burning my hand on a lamp I may not be normal But nobody is So I'd like to say before I'm through I'd have to be crazy Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you I'd have to be crazy Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you --- I'd Have to Be Crazy - Sturgill Simpson