Creature from the Black Metal Lagoon

He was living in Oslo when Euronymous died He's got jewelry from when Dead committed suicide Only death is real that's what he said He's got an exit strategy like that of Nödtviedt He's hanging out in the forest howling at the moon Cause he's the creature from the black metal lagoon Spreading hate and terror all throughout the land He knows that Deafheaven's just a shitty Warped Tour band He says Slayer and Venom are both fine by me But I would much rather be listening to Bathory He's hanging out in the forest howling at the moon Cause he's the creature from the black metal lagoon Howling mockery at the cross in the light of the waning moon Cause he's the creature from the black metal lagoon --- Creature from the Black Metal Lagoon - Teenage Bottlerocket