Geoffrey Ingram

Geoffrey's got a nice new suit, he bought it yesterday Ten pounds in an Oxfam shop near Hammersmith Broadway All the kids admire him, Geoffrey is the face Geoffrey is that kind of guy Who always gets away with that sort of things Geoffrey shops at Safeways, it's got everything he wants He fills up his pockets with baked beans and blancmange And all the girls at the tills smile at Geoffrey He's that kind of guy Who gets away with that sort of things Just like Geoffrey Ingram Geoffrey always gets home as it starts to rain Me an Geoff got to a Jam gig, we got there too late The Marquee was sold out and it was only five past eight But Geoffrey got us on the guest list please don't ask me how Geoffrey is that kind of guy Who always gets away with that sort of things Geoffrey gets away with that sort of things